As far as Kayden knows, babies come from mommy's bellies. God puts them there to grow. She also knows she came out of my belly through a cut. (She's seen the scar.)
I should have known that I wouldn't be able to keep things that simple & innocent. She is too smart & asks too many questions. I wasn't prepared for the conversation that took place in the car yesterday afternoon. I totally had to wing it....
Mommy: I have an appointment tomorrow with a doctor... We are going to see a picture of The Bean on a TV screen... Do you want to come with us to see The Bean on the screen?
Kayden: I want to come!!! (Thinks for a moment...) Is it at YOUR doctors' office?
M: No, it's another kind if doctor... This doctor is Mommy's doctor while The Bean is in my tummy...
K: Oh... (Concerned) I don't want you to get another cut....
M: Mommy doesn't want another cut either... That's why I'm going to this doctor, so I don't have to have another cut...
K: Then how will The Bean get out?
M: (Draws complete blank... Is quiet for way too long trying to think how to explain this in a way she understands without freaking her out...)
K: Mommy! How is The Bean going to get out of your belly?!?!
M: Um, well, it comes out of my miss-miss (what she calls her girl parts... Not sure where she learned the term but I just went with it...)
K: (Laughs like I just told her the funniest joke ever!) Your miss-miss?!?! (Laughs even harder making Mommy laugh, too...)
M: (Think! Think! How do I steer this in a different direction?!?) How do YOU think The Bean should come out?
K: Through your mouth! (Still laughing...)
M: You think my mouth is big enough? (Laughing harder...)
K: Bigger than your miss-miss... (Good point, kid...) (Still laughing...)
M: (Lord, PLEASE make this stop)
K: How about your neck? Or your ear? (Still laughing...) Or your bottom!!!!
M: Well, it is kinda like pooping... (Giggle...)
K: POOPING!!!! (Laughing so hard I'm concerned she might potty herself...)
(At this point we are both laughing so hard neither of us can speak... I'm struggling to drive & am about to pull over.....)
Finally we get a hold of ourselves...
K: Yes, I want to see The Bean on the screen.... (Goes back to the book on her iPod...)
M: (Whew!!! Glad that's over...)
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Today we had the sonogram and everything looks perfectly normal...
We did have to wait 3 hours, though... Doc was called to a delivery... But I was patient, knowing that he delivers all his own patients... Which means he'll be there for me when my time comes....
Kayden did great! She was restless but really well behaved considering there were 3 other little girls in the waiting room who she REALLY wanted to play with... I wouldn't let her, which proved a smart decision when one of the nurses reprimanded them for being too loud & disruptive (which they really were)....
We finally got to see Doc & I seriously like him more & more each time I see him... I really had to prep myself to choose him at all.... I'm not a fan of the only hospital he delivers in & I don't do male OB/GYNs.... But I knew he was my best bet for a VBAC & I REALLY do NOT want another C/S....
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19 weeks +
Peek-a-boo....
