Baby is laying on his play mat crying... I pick him up, sit down, and start to nurse....
Toddler has discovered the hidden art supply cabinet & pulls out an empty Kleenex box full of crayons...
I pop baby off and lay him back down to get toddler set up with crayons...
As I put the crayons & coloring book on the table, toddler runs to "love" on baby... This includes laying on top of him & poking him in the eye...
I redirect toddler to the table to color.... I go back to the baby, now crying again...
Just as I sit down to nurse, toddler dumps entire box of crayons on the table, chair, & floor....
With baby still attached, I return to the toddler to pick up crayons off the floor... He is simultaneously wiping crayons off the table onto the chair and kicking them to the floor...
After all crayons are returned to the box, I again attempt to sit down to continue nursing... I notice the dog has gotten sick on the floor....
I pop baby off and set him in the swing & clean up the dog's mess....
Just as the mess has been cleaned & disposed of, I hear the crayons being dumped onto the table/chair/floor & the baby starts crying again....
Cue the circus music....
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